just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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