god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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