You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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