right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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