i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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