they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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