Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I am full of burrito and curiosity
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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