I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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