Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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