i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Everyone says I win the strip club
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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