What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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