I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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