doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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