God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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