We won't sleep together?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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