I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Well I just put wine in my tea
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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