We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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