Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
we should paint friendship bongs
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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