South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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