I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
So vagazzling was a success
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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