So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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