Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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