She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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