Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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