Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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