I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I have already put on my inside pants.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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