That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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