I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
