should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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