We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Life is so much better after having sex.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
