do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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