I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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