But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
