I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
he wants to bone in the snuggie
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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