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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I AM VODKA MAN
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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