It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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