I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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