Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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