At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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