haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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