His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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