drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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