I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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