didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
