Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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