white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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