i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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