Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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