Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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