Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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