You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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