420 ftw
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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