I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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