'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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