I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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