in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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